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Why don't you hate me?

Hospitals are so much more interesting when Kabuto-kun comes to visit. I don't think I've been so amused in a while.


Oh, Kabuto-kun, whatever is the matter? Do you not enjoy visiting me?
It's not so much the visiting as being dragged off by a doctor and some seriously scary nurses.
Oh? And she was in such a good mood that day, too.
If that's a good mood, I'd hate to see her in a bad one.
I wouldn't blame you.

Thankfully I'm being dismissed tomorrow, so I no longer have to see it.
Ah, good. I'm glad to hear you're doing better.

Because Oro-mun lacks subtlety.

Aren't we all? It was not the most enjoyable way to spend winter. I can think of a position or five I'd prefer. And about twenty other locations where I'd rather be in those positions in front of a fireplace sounds particularly appealing.

And Kabuto has way too much of it for his own good

I can imagine. It's bad enough being poked and prodded and tested for one day by damn doctors. It's amazing you didn't go completely mad in there.
Fireplaces are nice. Too bad my apartment doesn't have room for one.

XDDD He's so cute.

I don't think they can drive the insane mad, ne Kabuto-kun?

In a few years you'll be living in a place like mine and have one, I'm sure.

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I suppose not. Guess that's why I didn't go mad, even just from one day.

If I don't die first.
The saddest thing is that we're some of the more sane people at the office...

Oh, I don't think so, you have the ability to do very well for yourself.
Oh really? When did that happen?

Like I said, if I don't die first.
I don't know, but it did. I'm rather saddened by it.

Which is exactly why you should make sure someone can find out what is wrong with you. God only knows I don't need to hire a new assistant.
Me too. Maybe it means we should develop some new neuroses so we can go back to being the most insane people in the office?

I don't plan on dying anytime soon. Besides, funerals are such a hassle.
Can you think of any we do not have?

That they most certainly are.
Hmm....I can't think of any offhand. I think I've got most of them covered as it is...
Well damn.

Hopefully all the neuro tests they ran on me will count for something.
Nah, I think those just prove you have a brain. Unlike some of those in my classes.
Are they still there? I would have thought they'd have dropped out by now.
I'd have thought they'd flunked out by now, but I think maybe some of them (particularly female) are giving professors blowjobs or something in exchange for grades.

I'm tempted to see if I can open up the head on one of them to see if there's even anything in there. I could probably send 'em back to class the next day and nobody would even notice. >XD
It wouldn't surprise me. Though the way the world is, it is probably teaching them more useful skills than the professors teach you, ne?

It would be an interesting medical discovery, that's for sure.
Yeah. At the rate things are going, I'm worried that by the time I get out of here, if I'm not still working for you, that the only employment I'll get will involve the words, "Would you like fries with that?"

Oh yes. And it wouldn't even harm the patient. Though, reattaching the top of their skull might be a bit troublesome. Hmm....duct tape?
Then try not to get yourself fired from the job you have.

The only harm would be to yourself, having to hear them scream about their beautiful hair.
I was thinking superglue, actually, but duct tape may be better.
I don't intend to. Life likes to fuck me over every now and again, though.

Heh, you have a point. And the superglue would be less obvious than the duct tape. If I'm careful, I might not have to cut off their hair to get at their skulls, or maybe only just a little. Is it bad that I'm starting to seriously consider this?
As it does to us all. I'm currently proof of that, it seems.

Ah, but if you cut it off it would be much more entertaining, ne?
Not at all. It sounds a most delightful project for your spare time.
Mm...but at least you're getting to leave Hell tomorrow.

Perhaps....and I do need to find something to occupy my spare time before I have a breakdown.

Someone turn off this 45-degree tilt on the world. It feels weird.

((I should be killed))


I could think of a few things you could do...


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Oh, like what? :D

Mah, it'll go away on its own after a while. I'll be fine.

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I'm not sure that it is fitting for me to suggest such things though.

...I'm sure.

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Such an answer only makes me more curious. >XD

Really. I'm fine.